You will need FreeTDS to connect to MSSQL Server on Unix-based environments. You MUST use Homebrew to install FreeTDS on the Mac. MacPorts is evil and will not install FreeTDS correctly. Installation of Homebrew is covered excellently in the Homebrew installation docs:
https://github.com/mxcl/homebrew/wiki/installation

Edit the FreeTDS configuration for the FreeTDS library:

brew edit freetds

Replace from “def install” to “end ” with:

def install 
  args = ["--prefix=#{prefix}",
          "--with-tdsver=7.0",
          "--enable-msdblib",
          "--mandir=#{man}"]
 
  system "./configure", *args
  system 'make'
  system 'make install'
end

Install FreeTDS:

brew install freetds

Add an entry to the bottom of your freetds.conf for your MSSQL Server. This file is found at /usr/local/etc/freetds.conf:

[my_sql_server] 
host = <hostip>
port = 1433 
tds version = 7.0

Add the TinyTDS and activerecord-sqlserver-adapter gems to your Rails Gemfile.

  gem 'tiny_tds'
  gem 'activerecord-sqlserver-adapter', :require => false

Run bundler to install the gems:

bundle install

Finally, add the connection to your database.yml file:

development:
  adapter: sqlserver
  mode: dblib
  dataserver: my_sql_server
  database: my_database_name
  username: my_username
  password: xxxxx
  timeout: 5000

A reference for installing UnixODBC (which I don’t recommend), you can follow this tutorial:
MSSQL2005 on Rails on Snow Leopard (the easiest way I know how.)

To begin, what is Comedy? The following summarizes a popular book about comedy:

Comedy Writing Secrets by Mel Helitzer

Why We laugh?
The two main motivations:

• We laugh out of surprise.
• We laugh when we feel superior.

There are six additional motivations each which supports the first two.

• We laugh out of Instinct
• We laugh at incongruity
• We laugh out of ambivalence
• We laugh out of release
• We laugh when we solve a puzzle
• We laugh to regress.

Recipe for Humor:

The following six elements must be present for any humor to work:

• Target
• Hostility
• Realism
• Exaggeration
• Emotion
• Surprise

These elements have not changed much, what has changed is the content.

How do I consume great comedy vidoes?

• Tosh.O Blog
• Redit.tv (click Happy)

This is my internet Comedy Highlight real. Since I won’t have time to show all these videos in class, I hope that the other students will visit my blog and watch them on their own time.

Early history:
Star Wars Gangsta Rap: The most popular flash-video of all time

Lenny Bruce, Eddy Murphy, Richard Pryor were all considered vulgar for their time. Now, notice that vulgarity is almost expected in interactions on the internet.

Popular Targets: Technology and Technology Workers

• We didn’t start the flame war
• The Website is Down: Web dude vs Sales Guy


Mac Parody

There is a hostility towards traditional media. Even though we’re consuming more traditional media than ever, it’s easier to make fun of it now:

Charlie Brooker – How To Report The News

Auto-tune the news with Joe Biden singing

Mixing Media:

Star Trek and Monty Python.

Don’t Taze me and MC Hammer.

Kesha/cops parody uses many internet based images.

Target/ Hostility: Popular Movies

Twilight ‘New Moon’ in one minute.

How Star Wars should have ended.

Realism (Fail Videos) Top 100 Fail Clips of 2009:

Tons of Suprises:

Misheard Metal Lyrics.

Digital video can be used to parody how ridiculous Television video is. Does this render Television obsolete or
engage us more in it. For example, before watching the Rap Chop video, I knew very little about the slap chop. Now I always check it out in the “As seen on TV” store.
Slap Chop Video.

Rooftop Comedy introduces us to new comedians in short, easy to consume forms.

Comedy by Consensus? Pride of origination?

So, has comedy changed? Not much. Our tolerance for bad comedy has certainly gone. Nothing is is off limits these days and technology has given comedy infinite more possibilities to expand.

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cd project1.git
git --bare init

Here’s a script to do them all in one shot, just modifiy the REPOS variable:

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#!/bin/sh
 
REPOS="project1 project2 project3 project4"
 
for repo in $REPOS
do
    repo_dir="$repo.git"
    mkdir -p $repo_dir
    echo "Creating git directory  $repo_dir"
    cd $repo_dir
    git --bare init
    cd ..
done
exit

Now, on the workstation:

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sudo gem install nirvdrum-svn2git --source http://gems.github.com

Create the authors.txt in the following format:

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dburger = David Burger <email@email.com>
jdoe = John Doe <jdoe@doe.com>

For one project, do the following:

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mkdir project1
cd project1
svn2git  https://svn.myserver.org/repos/ses --authors ../authors.txt
git remote add origin hailstorm.myserver.org:/home/kenglish/repotest/ses.git
git push --all

The script:

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#!/bin/sh
 
REPOS="project1 project2 project3 project4"
 
for repo in $REPOS
do
    mkdir $repo
    cd $repo
 
    cmd="svn2git https://svn.myserver.org/repos/$repo --authors ../authors.txt"
    echo $cmd
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    echo $cmd
    `$cmd`
    cmd="git push --all"
    echo $cmd
    `$cmd`
    cd ..
    echo "DONE EXPORTING $repo" 
done
exit

Don’t diss the shell script, I leave in the echoes in case i need to test stuff out…

Note: Another option for the authors file is place it in your home directory .svn2git/authors (e.g. /home/kenglish/.svn2git/authors). Svn2git will automatically detect it and use it.
Any questions? Comments?

Sun and Oracle
Does anyone not know about this? Is anyone nervous?

FacebookStatus.org
Hilarious! I’m gonna use the Facebook status generator for a week as a social experiment.

Ubuntu charges forward with 9.04
Great stuff. Mac people, stop trying to convert me!

Sponsor Aloha on Rails
This is going to be the best conference ever. If you haven’t been to Oahu, this is your perfect excuse to come. October is the best time to come.

Is this one viral?

Jruby on Rails on Google App Engine
Some people work fast!

Why I don’t object to Array#sum and My Objections to Array#sum
Great discussion here. Start by checking the reddit comments on the link. I’m glad they brought this issue to the forefront. My next blog post will detail how my vote can be bought for or against Array#sum. As you may know, anything can be bought.

San Diego Ruby Podcast
In case you haven’t seen it, these guys have some videos of their presentations. There’s a choppy Paperclip plugin Presentation. I’m all about Paperclip now.

App Engine Java Overview
As predicted here, Java will now be supported by the Google App Engine. Now, we just need a Java version of Mysql and everything will run like it does at home…

Microsoft fined by German, 9 Million Euros for monopoly style pricing
I wonder if paying out fines for anti-trust fines is built into Microsoft cost structure. It must be by now. Matt Asay talks about how much influence Microsoft can have by controlling the user’s first experience on the web. Too bad msversus.org doesn’t keep his site up to date anymore but if you haven’t read it, check it out NOW.

TechCrunch Layoff Tracker
This is eerily reminiscent of the old fuckedcompany.com. That Pud guy was pretty damn funny.

Japan’s Wacky Indoor Beach
Do you think the wave is more crowded that Waikiki? I wonder why come here when they can just go to this awesome place!
More pictures of the Miyazaki Ocean Dome.

RubyMine 1.0 Beta
I found this on the a Ruby Inside post I’m gonna try to use it for a week and see how it goes. The only problem is, if I’m using flex builder in Eclipse, why not use Aptana?

Playing with Ubiquity
My co-worker turned me on to Ubiquity, an amazing Firefox Plugin. If you don’t know what ubiquity is, watch this video. Be prepare to be blown away:

Ubiquity for Firefox from Aza Raskin on Vimeo.

Java: Coming Soon to Google’s App Engine
Sladd got me all excited about App Engine last year. However, we quickly discovered that coming from Rails, using Python (Django or Pylons) is like going back to FoxPro. If Google’s App Engine allows Java, we can use JRuby instead of this ridiculous hack for Sneaking Ruby Through Google App Engine (and Other Strictly Python Places.)

Open Bio Google Summer of Code
If you are student and jobless, apply to Google Summer or Code. I’ve heard great things about it.

ReQall Goes Pro: Smarter Task Management for the iPhone
Geo-based tasks and task reminders. This was Tyler’s idea and these guys stole it. That’s the downside of being jacked into the Matrix: others can read your thoughts.

Php Women
I would have never switched to Ruby if I knew that chicks dig PHP. They need to add a Personals section. I could relate to “Experiences of a conference virgin” because, sadly, I too am a conferences virgin.

Sansa SlotMusic for $20.
Screw you, Ipod Shuffle! Seriously, this thing could be a good audio book buddy.

What IBM might gain by buying Sun Microsystems
Interesting article. Too bad we have Dells and Apples everywhere. I’d like to see a demographic breakdown of who buys IBM and Sun servers. I would guess that people that came into the industry in the 70s and 80s are all over IBM while the early dot-commers from the 90s think that Sun is the bomb. Tools like me just want a Dell that they can throw Linux on. I know, I know: what about all those cool enterprise wide applications (that nobody knows how to use or install.)

Lenova’s new Pocket Yoga
I could see it as a good roadside hacking device as long as it runs Linux. I like the name too. Honestly, I was expecting to a see a small version of my first Yoga instructor, Vanessa. She used to make us hold poses for 10-15 minutes at a time. A pocket version of her would really help with my posture.

Android vs IPhone 3.0 Showdown
The only way my blog will ever go viral is if I mention the iPhone. I’m not much of a smartphone guy but this a good read.

Rackable’s New Servers Like It Hot
It’s amazing where server technology is going. Check out this one, it can run at 104 degrees. Boom! I hope never have to set up another server. Just have some guy maintain these and I’ll access everything in the cloud.

Lending Club
Wow. Social Lending. This is a pretty neat concept. They only lend to people with FICA scores over 600 and claim to only have a 3% default rate.

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RAILS_GEM_VERSION = '2.2.2' unless defined? RAILS_GEM_VERSION
 
# Bootstrap the Rails environment, frameworks, and default configuration
require File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), 'boot')
 
Rails::VendorGemSourceIndex.silence_spec_warnings = true

You can put an awesome comment like this guy did:

http://gilesbowkett.blogspot.com/2009/03/configgem-unpacked-gem-whatever-in.html